I solemnly swear

that the "Paris Bible" or rather, "L'essence de Penny et Lainne a Paris" scrapbook/workoffuckingart is very nearly ready.
So wait on my dears, with forever baited breathe. Soon you shall be witness to my life's work thus far. It truly shall be a spectacle to behold.

Just remember, patience is a virtue.

And, the customer is never right.