I solemnly swear

that the "Paris Bible" or rather, "L'essence de Penny et Lainne a Paris" scrapbook/workoffuckingart is very nearly ready.
So wait on my dears, with forever baited breathe. Soon you shall be witness to my life's work thus far. It truly shall be a spectacle to behold.

Just remember, patience is a virtue.

And, the customer is never right.

The first and foremost

Though it is painful to share, and is papered-pritsticked-stapled up proof of my sheer naivety at the tender age of eighteen, this was my ultimate scrap book of love, adoration and passion. I loved that boy dearly, but I believe that he cruelly, carelessly burned this book of dreams when he broke my heart a long, long time ago.

And you know what? It's still broken.

Fleeting flickers of what I will end up creating...

Scrap, part one

This is the beginnings of a collaboration of my stores of beautiful and inspiratinal images, words and old copies of Vice, Vogue, Elle and various IDs and NYLONs that have caused me to become a manic and highly skilled scrap booker.

So, wait on that one kids, it'll be worth your time. I take commissions, or do favours, or give gorgeous gifts of the scrap booking kind, so gimme a shout if you're interested...

 

And, trust me, they make TREMENDOUS presents.

 

Here is un petit sample of my work, though this is years old, harking back to the old ages that were spent in my GCSE art classrooms, raving about Andy Warhol and attempting to be a "pop artist" of the pop art genre in a project-based fashion.

 

Most of my work is far more collage-based than this in the sense it is a melange, cocktail, or mixture of beautiful images, words, tickets, receipts and experiences. Just you wait til you see my latest project - L'essence de Penny & Lainne a Paris... Elle est trop belle.